Thanks to everyone who came out to the Spring Spectacular tonight. Our referendum passed, the journal was launched, cake was eaten, and your new Summer Senate was elected: President: Willem Crispin-Frei; Vice-President: Sam Mazzilli; Executives: Elizabeth Colonna, Toby Keymer, and Hadley Staite.
But then His Editorialness, T.R. Stark realized he could not leave his legacy to such inexperienced fools. Hence, at a special emergency assembly twenty minutes ago, CLASSU has become STARKSSU so that it’s Award-winning track record may continue in perpetuity.